Had a Fall button

Welcome to the stage of life where falling over becomes having
a fall. The Had a Fall Survival Button is the ultimate old age gag, a novelty
talking button on a lanyard that shouts “Help!”, “I’ve had a fall!”, and “I’ve
taken a tumble!” at the press of a button. Ideal for 40ths, 50ths, retirements,
or anyone who groans when they sit down. It doesn’t call for help, just
attention. Unnecessary? Absolutely. Worn immediately? Without question.

•Talking button that yells dramatic old age quotes

• Wears around the neck like a faux emergency alert

• Funny birthday or retirement gift for anyone over 30

• Packed with phrases like “I’ve had a fall!”

• Hilarious party icebreaker for men and women alike